Try we lifelong we could never describe the experience of this show;

Why should we in vain endeavor, when round & round & round we'd go? [turn oh turn in this direction]

Once more on the boards in Hall, where we ne'er thought to be again;

We owe this privilege, one and all, to our Fearless Leader Gayden Wren.

Life IS a boon that we all treasure, expressed through our dramatic bent;

So string the lyre, sing out our pleasure-- O Divine Emolient!